New dog, old tricks

Our latest member of staff has proved a very bad hire. On the rare occasions that he’s not sleeping, he’s either trying to get us playing dumb games or tries (all too successfully) to see how many laps he can sit on in the course of a day. On top of that, he pees in the meeting room, craps in the studio and licks his balls in public. Where the hell is the HR department? We give him the occasional firm talking-too, but we’re putty in his paws…